I had an Ace up my sleeve

GUYS! I just realized I never posted the full details of what happened with Ace and I! here we are, I apologize for being a _DEFAULT. cockblock! here's the convo between me and saberr about it:

moi: for fucking sure we gotta work on our relationshit! You vanish for weeks, and you're not visiting me!
------------- January 11, 2010 9:56 pm -------------
saberr: hahaha noooooo :-( i wanted to everyone just decided their schedules w/o me "/
saberr: "ok, we're going the 14th are u coming?" :-)
------------ January 11, 2010 10:00 pm ------------
moi: Hahahhaa
moi: Poooooop!
moi: It won't be the same without you!
moi: Butttt I wanna give you some _DEFAULT.!
saberr: i'm sooo bummed
moi: From sir Ace
saberr: yess yessss im here for zee default!
saberr: ahah sir Ace ey?
moi: Hahaha yes
saberr: **Ready**
moi: Haha well Ace and I met through My Gay, my gay
moi: We hang out and hit it off and we go to blurr Wednesday night, the night before Christmas eve
moi: We're drinkingg and joking around and when a gay guy hits on him, Ace takes it in stride and helps the guy laugh it off when I tell the gay Ace is straight
moi: We dance and nearly kiss in the club but are thwarted by a huge dyke-y mexicunt I call Jo.
saberr: haha k
moi: Well we get back to My Gay's and we're all smoking and Ace kisses me and we're making out on My Gay's bed in front of all the other kids in the rotation
moi: When we're all calling it a night, Ace asks if I wanna spend the night, but I politely decline because I am a lady
moi: And because I hadn't shaved because I hadn't anticipated such superior kissing ability on Ace!
moi: Hahahah but we hang out the next few days and go to alice in wonderland night at rich's that Saturday night
saberr: UGHHHH!!!
saberr: lolll
saberr: CB
saberr: ahahah paused the smk sesh for a makeout seshh ifl-it<3
saberr: damn i hate when im ''unprepared'' hahahah
saberr: ooh,FUN!
moi: I fucking know! I was like tempted to take a quick whore shower and hop in bed with him
moi: We both dress up kinda and we're not there 15 minutes when a black guy sets his sights on me and proceeds to start dancing on me when I'm trying to spit game on Ace because I'm not sure if I've CB'd myself from wednesday
moi: The black guy keeps asking Ace questions everytime My Gay rescues me
moi: And while my friend LuhStina distracts said creeper black guy I say to Ace "wtf! You sicked some black guy on me and I h a t e black guys!"
moi: And Ace goes "I didn't know! You like white guys?" and I reply "of fucking course!" and he's all "well come here" and grabs me by my waist and kisses me
moi: We're making out for a while when his brother "accidentally" bumps into us
saberr: ahahhahahahahahaha
saberr: good
saberr: aww, precious
moi: We shake it off and go back to dancing and drinking
moi: And we go outside cuz with all the drinking we're doing without thizz I need a cig
saberr: mmh
saberr: ahahahaha damn the lack of thizz-balance
saberr: i can drink like no other on that mdma :-) xoxo
moi: And we get into an arguement over what drinks he should get us, and he pushes me against the fence and kisses me hard and goes "I'm getting you a shot and a beer. What do you want. Answer me"
moi: Meee too girl!
moi: Hahaa but you know I cannot resist a forceful demand from a hot guy who I'm moist over haha, so I tell him tequila and a corona
------------ January 11, 2010 10:11 pm ------------
moi: And he goes to the bar, and I'm suddenly the center of a circus bcuz a group of gays heard my british accent
moi: I'm wowing the crowd when Ace grabs my hand and drags me to the bar, I shout my farewells and turn to the bar where my patron and corona and lime are waiting.
moi: I ask where my salt is for my shot and he goes "oh I didn't know you'd want salt" and I reply before thinking "I always like it salty when I swallow"
moi: We laugh and he dips his finger into the salt on the bar
moi: I wink at him, toast, take the shot and suck his finger for the salt
moi: Now guessing by the way he pulled me in for a kiss, he liked what I can do with my mouth haha
moi: We grab our beers and head upstairs but pause in the journey for a quick makeout sesh
saberr: mm, tastey!!
saberr: lmaooooo
moi: We're dancing and kissing and some weird guy pulls me away from Ace and practically holds me prisoner with his bad dancing and kung fu grip on my dress
moi: Said kidnapper also knocks my fucking beer to the ground but that's a whole other story haha
moi: Ace figures he can't take me away from the other guy so he just starts making out with me
moi: The other guy gets the hint when Ace is grabbing my ass and I've got a leg around his waist
moi: Ace whispers in my ear "I guess bro’s gonna sit up front so we can continue this in the car"
moi: And I reply "yeah.....wait no. We cannot let this get too crazy in the car, they'll hear us"
moi: And he goes "fuck I forgot about that"
moi: I laugh and he kisses me and we both decide its time for us to leave the club so we can get back to the house and FUCKING DO THIS THING
saberr: haaa, eewww to creepers
saberr: ugh! fHISlife
saberr: ahahaha nice
saberr: (this sounds like so much fun)
saberr: hahaha most good
saberr: mmh, very truu
saberr: hahaah seal the muh-fuggin deal
moi: We try to find everyone but no such luck! I'm a hairsbreadth from dragging him into the loo and banging his brains out there when we run into My Gay and say "we need to leave"
moi: My Gay starts to say no but changes his mind and we go
moi: We finally get back to the house and we're making out on the porch while My Gay unlocks the house and we all stumble in
saberr: lolll
moi: Of course we smoke a few bowls before we all decide to go to bed
moi: And I'm changing out of my dress in My Gay's room when Ace comes to say night to My Gay and LuhStina. I say "I'll be over in a sec" and I say night to the girls while they say things like "if you need us we'll be right here" and "you need your oil changed!"
moi: I slip into bed with Ace while he's channel surfing and as soon as my phone is plugged in he's kissing me and sliding a hand up my shirt.
moi: He then pauses laughs and goes "would you be kissing me if I were jack skellington?" [[which btw is what the creeper black guy from the club was dressed up as, and to an alice night no less]]
------------ January 11, 2010 10:21 pm ------------
moi: And I laughed and said "yeah right after you make out with luke" [[which is the name of the black man from the gay club who was all over Ace until I told him Ace was straight]]
moi: We strip and fool around until I cannot take his teasing and I climb on top
moi: Let me just preface this with, Ace fucking listens. He doesn't just listen, he l i s t e n s.
moi: While we were smoking [[15 minutes before]] My Gay and I were talking about things we like in bed while LuhStina and Ace were talking about animals or someat so I thot our convo wasn't being overheard
saberr: ahahahahhahaha gross
moi: I mentioned how I love my ears being bitten and my neck and how there's a pressure point in my pelvis that makes my knees go weak etc
moi: AND THAT MOTHER FUCKER DID A L L L L OF THAT
saberr: OOH! LOVE GOOD LISTENERSS
moi: I was a puddle on top and after I came I suggested him getting on top because I couldn't hold myself up while he was overloading me haha
saberr: ahahaha awww
moi: He's got this hip thing he does, btw, where he nudges my hips open so he sneaks in a little deeper and wowwwwww its hitting the gspot and the clit at the same time. Omfgb.
saberr: HOLYMOTHERFCUKINGFUCK!
moi: Well he gets on top and he goes hard and fast and as I'm about to come he bites my shoulder and goes to the hilt and I'm done for.
saberr: he's gotta teach shaun that STAT!
moi: I say "wait wait WAIT! Stop. I can't breathe. I can't feel my toes. S t o p."
saberr: !!!!
moi: He rolls off me and laughs and I can't wipe that postcoital smile off my face and I go "why are you laughing at me?"
moi: He goes "I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you" and I reply "I'm not laughing!"
saberr: lmaoo!!
saberr: I'M NOT LAUGHING
moi: And he's all "sorry I'm just excited" and he pulls me to him and goes "why can't you feel your toes?"
moi: I went "I'm worn out!" and he's stroking my back with his fingertips and I'm all drowsy and I go "are you trying to put me to sleep or somethign?"
moi: He goes "no you're so soft" and I go "sure. Shutup" and we pass out
moi: Keep in mind when we stop having sex the sun is starting to rise haha
saberr: !!
saberr: lol awwww
saberr: holy frikkin frack
saberr: dAMN!! this courting rendezvous lasted ALL NITE
saberr: 3 diff settings
saberr: haha i'm so proud
moi: We sleep for a while and we'd wake up and roll over and look at each other and smile and go back to sleep or he'll kiss me on the
moi: Forehead or I'll kiss him on the cheek and we go back to sleep
moi: We wake up around 9am and we're canoodling and joking around
moi: We talk and quote movies and make out
------------ January 11, 2010 10:31 pm ------------
moi: This goes on till like noon when he slides a hand under the sheets and I'm putty in his capable hands haha
moi: I climb on top again and we have a quickie because we hear his sister and My Gay and LuhStina downstairs
saberr: ooh my!
moi: Then we hang out and talk some more till I decide I should probably go home around 2 pm
moi: Haha
saberr: oh gurrryl
moi: He offers a shower together while I'm prepping to leave and I consider it.......
moi: But I've G O T to leave cuz the parentals are trippin
moi: So we kiss and he goes "I had fun last night" and I go "I had fun too....and all morning" and he laughs and we kiss again and I leave
moi: The endsssss
saberr: that was WONDROUSSSS
saberr: JUSST what i needed!! :-)))
moi: yes girl Ace is e x a c t l y what I needed as well
moi: Only bad part is I haven't heard from him since then, even when I realized a few days ago that I hadn't given him head and I txted him that I owed him one
------------ January 11, 2010 11:02 pm ------------
saberr: WHAT !! you bettr b on the phone with HIM right now... smh thats no good he cant go MIA -_-
------------ January 11, 2010 11:07 pm ------------
moi: Haha no I was on the phone with My Gay. And Ace is MIA and I'm not gonna chase him. He can just suffer when he's down from school again
moi: Although I may cave on our birthday cuz ima need some ♪ birthday sex ♪
saberr: [AWAY] "Whatever the Little Lady wants.." ;)