i was telling my cuzzo about my new sexless mission and she decided to "up the ante". that bitch. she decided to join me in my year of abstinence so that the spirit of competition will give extra will power. she may be right, but that is besides the point! now i'm responsible for the sexual well being of another person-- AND I'M NOT EVEN GETTING LUCKY FOR IT!
stress. so much stress. haha i've already decided i'm replacing sex with exercising and masturbation-- BUT WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE GUILT OF SOMEONE ELSE'S ABSTINENCE?!
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